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What do you wanna tell me
that you're not telling me?
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- Nothing.
- Mm.
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I did speak to Morgan last night.
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He was thinking that maybe,
instead of this family outing thing,
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that you and Patricia
could take the kids
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and let us have a guys' night out.
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Just the two of us.
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Just two hardworking ministry guys
just getting away from it all,
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- shooting a little pool.
- What are you two really up to?
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Such a suspicious mind
for such a pretty lady.
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- Flattery, nice choice.
- Thank you.
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Come on, I thought it'd be nice
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if all the Hamiltons and Camdens
went out together.
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With Matt and John graduating
this year, there's not gonna be
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that many more opportunities
for all of us to see each other.
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But Matt and John
aren't gonna go tonight.
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They're probably coming up
with some kind of scheme right now.
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If they don't wanna go, Mary and
Keesha aren't gonna wanna go either.
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If the older girls don't go,
Lucy won't go.
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And even if you can get
Simon and Nigel to go,
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they're at that age where...
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Just being seen with a family member
is a fate worse than no TV, so...
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The most you and Patricia
can realistically hope for
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is Lynn and Ruthie.
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I guess that's all the more reason
you and Morgan should go with us.
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[PRETENDING TO CRY]
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All right. Go, have a good time.
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Come on, it'll be a blast.
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The Mint Club is
the best jazz club in the city.
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It's also a 21-club and we're not 21.
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We'll get in. I go all the time.
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Come on, Camden.
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Pick me up around 8.
You will not regret this.
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What about
the big family get-together?
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Come on, nobody believes
we're really gonna do that.
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[BOTH SCOFF]
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So I can help you after school
if you want.
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That'd be great.
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I'll only have an hour or so
because I have family plans.
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- You know how that goes.
- An hour will be fine.
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Actually, algebra is my best subject.
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So if I help you tonight,
you'll have your homework done
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and out of the way for the weekend.
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You don't wanna ruin your weekend
suffering over algebra, do you?
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Okay. Come on over. Thanks.
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Who was that?
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Don't get excited. He's 14.
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I would have said 18.
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He's good-looking,
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but he's also totally stuck on himself
and kind of weird.
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Weird, but good-looking.
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Luce, hey, I need a favour.
It's a matter of life and death.
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A matter of life and death?
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My parents made me stop
seeing my boyfriend
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because my grades dropped.
I gotta see him tonight.
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I was wondering if you'd come with me
to the movies as my cover.
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- But what about the big family outing?
- We're way too old for that stuff.
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I'll get us out of it. Don't worry.
So will you do it?
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Are you kidding?
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A secret love,
a clandestine meeting.
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I'm totally there for you.
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I just hope I can ask you
to return the favour someday.
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Of course.
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[CHATTERING]
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What now?
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Not that it's any of your beeswax,
67
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but I need Mr. Lim's opinion
on my picture.
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Stop flirting with my boyfriend.
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Mr. Lim isn't your boyfriend.
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He's a substitute
and he's my boyfriend.
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- Hi, Mr. Lim.
- Hi, Mr. Lim.
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Is everything all right here, girls?
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I wanted you to see my picture.
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JESSICA:
Don't be late.
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This is an invitation to one
of Jessica Donner's make-out parties.
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- How did this happen?
- Who cares?
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I can't wait to tell Nina.
Who are you gonna take?
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Hi, Simon.
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Did Jessica invite you
to her party tonight?
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I asked her to ask you.
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Yeah.
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Do you wanna meet me there?
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It could be, you know, kind of a date.
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Sure.
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Great. See you tonight.
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NIGEL:
Way to go, stud.
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Laura is the make-out champion
of all time.
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- Hello.
- Everything's set.
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Annie gave me the go-ahead.
Are we still on for tonight?
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Absolutely.
I'm not about to turn back now.
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Okay.
I hope you're doing the right thing.
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Hello, I could use some help here.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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Patricia, about tonight...
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I knew you're gonna try
to back out of it.
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I was just talking to Eric
and he really needs a boys' night out.
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It's been a rough week.
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I'll tell you what, I'm gonna offer you
the same deal I offer the kids.
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Tell me what you're up to
before I catch you, I'll go easy on you.
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Come on, we just wanna play pool.
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Sure you do.
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ANNIE:
Hi.
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Mom, my friend Scott
is coming over after school
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to help me with my algebra homework.
Is that okay?
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Sure, but he can't stay long.
We're going out with the Hamiltons.
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Well, something kind of came up.
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Keesha invited me
to go to the movies with her
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and I really wanna go.
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Please?
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Her mom's not making her
go out with you guys.
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And technically,
I'll still be with one of the Hamiltons.
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You know how much fun
Keesha and I always have together.
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- She needs me.
- Needs you?
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Yeah. Um...
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Keesha just broke up
with her boyfriend
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and she's feeling kind of lonely,
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and doesn't feel like being around
a whole crowd of people.
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Like our families.
You know how it is.
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Fine, go.
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But a G-rated movie only
and something close.
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Keesha hasn't had her licence
that long.
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Thank you, thank you, thank you,
thank you a hundred million times.
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Okay, what's your excuse?
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I don't have one yet,
but I'll work on it.
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Oh, hi.
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Just to warn you,
Simon's acting weird.
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Weirder than usual?
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Oh, yeah. Way weird.
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See you.
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- Oh. What about tonight?
- Mm.
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Oh, yeah. Um... John asked me to do
something better, do you mind?
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- What's better?
- Just about anything.
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Hey, would you like a cookie,
Simon?
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No.
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Are you feeling okay?
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Yeah, I'm fine.
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Mom, can I go to a party tonight?
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It's okay if you say no.
I'll understand, really.
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Do you wanna go to this party?
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Well, it's not just what I want.
It's what you want too, Mom.
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If you don't want me to go,
I'll still respect you.
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I'm sure,
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but you go ahead to your party.
I understand.
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Thanks a lot, Mom.
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[SIGHS]
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How was school?
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Ms. Jenkins,
the cafeteria lady, smells.
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Honey, we don't say that.
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Oh, sorry, Ms. Jenkins stinks.
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That's not nice
and that's not like you, Ruthie.
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Are you mad at somebody?
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When you liked Daddy,
did anyone else like him too?
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Um... Yeah, one girl did.
Her name was Rhonda.
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00:10:00,351 --> 00:10:03,721
- And she was pretty but kind of mean.
- But you got Daddy?
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00:10:03,938 --> 00:10:06,774
Well, I don't like to say got.
He's not a toy or a--
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00:10:06,941 --> 00:10:09,813
Okay, I got him. What's up?
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Nothing.
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Okay.
If you wanna tell me later, you can.
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In the meantime, no one stinks.
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00:10:21,539 --> 00:10:24,826
What do you say, you and Lynn wanna
go out with Patricia and me tonight?
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- I can't.
- Why?
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Because I don't like Lynn anymore.
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You're going,
and you're going to have fun.
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[DOOR SLAMS]
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Ow!
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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LUCY:
Hi, Scott. Come on in.
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I thought we'd study
in the living room.
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Where no one will bother us.
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Sure.
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Hi.
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My sister, Mary.
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Yeah, yeah, I know.
I've seen you around school.
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Shall we?
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Fourteen.
Don't make a fool out of yourself.
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Come on, you knew that Matt and I
were going when you made plans.
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Fine.
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Cool.
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I'm gonna be honest with you.
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I'm still angry about you
breaking me up with Rick,
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so I don't wanna spend
a whole evening around you and Dad.
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- Dad's not going.
- But I have to go?
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Come on, Mom.
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00:11:45,956 --> 00:11:48,033
Remember way back
when you were my age?
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Lucy and I just wanna go to a movie,
just get out on our own a little.
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- Please?
- Fine.
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00:11:53,589 --> 00:11:57,089
But if you don't get your grades up
in two weeks,
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you won't be seeing Lucy
or anybody else either.
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Thanks.
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00:12:04,683 --> 00:12:07,140
Okay, what's your sad story?
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- I got invited to a party.
- What kind of party?
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One of those make-out parties?
I don't think so.
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00:12:13,025 --> 00:12:15,149
It's not a make-out party.
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00:12:15,319 --> 00:12:17,526
The girl's parents are gonna be home
the whole time.
195
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Here's all the information,
phone numbers and all.
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00:12:21,700 --> 00:12:22,732
Simon going?
197
00:12:22,951 --> 00:12:24,233
Oh, yeah, he's going.
198
00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:27,748
And how are you gonna get there?
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00:12:27,956 --> 00:12:31,409
All right, tell John, he and Matt
can drop you off and pick you up.
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00:12:31,627 --> 00:12:33,704
Go.
201
00:12:39,301 --> 00:12:40,713
Now, what can I do for you?
202
00:12:40,928 --> 00:12:44,048
I need to know how to make a boy
fall in love with me, quick.
203
00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:46,341
- How quick?
- Before Mrs. Rainy gets well.
204
00:12:46,516 --> 00:12:48,758
So give me everything you got, sister.
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00:12:54,065 --> 00:12:55,857
Hey.
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00:13:02,740 --> 00:13:06,869
Listen, Mary,
I've gotta be honest with you.
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00:13:07,578 --> 00:13:10,201
I volunteered to help Lucy
with her homework
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00:13:10,373 --> 00:13:13,042
so I could get a chance
to talk to you.
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00:13:13,251 --> 00:13:14,450
- Really?
- Yeah, yeah.
210
00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:15,791
I was hoping I can meet you.
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00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:19,082
Even though you know I'm 14,
you'd see I don't act 14,
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00:13:19,257 --> 00:13:22,923
and you'd maybe go out with me.
Tonight.
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00:13:23,135 --> 00:13:24,880
- Like a date?
- How about a movie?
214
00:13:26,430 --> 00:13:27,807
- Okay.
- Ha.
215
00:13:27,974 --> 00:13:29,303
This is great.
216
00:13:29,475 --> 00:13:31,303
Why don't you pick me up
around 7:30?
217
00:13:31,519 --> 00:13:33,394
Oh, I can't, because I don't drive.
218
00:13:33,604 --> 00:13:36,606
Oh. I thought you did.
All right, no big deal.
219
00:13:36,774 --> 00:13:41,152
- My parents can drive us.
- No. No. Um...
220
00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:43,563
Why don't I meet you at the movies?
221
00:13:43,739 --> 00:13:45,532
Yeah, and don't tell anyone.
222
00:13:45,741 --> 00:13:48,411
Right.
Yeah, you don't wanna hurt Lucy.
223
00:13:48,619 --> 00:13:49,949
Right.
224
00:13:50,162 --> 00:13:51,871
And I don't really want
anyone knowing
225
00:13:52,039 --> 00:13:54,163
that I'm dating
someone younger than me.
226
00:13:54,375 --> 00:13:55,539
Fine.
227
00:13:55,710 --> 00:13:57,502
It's a-- It's a deal and a date.
228
00:14:05,052 --> 00:14:06,880
Can you give me a ride
to the movies tonight?
229
00:14:07,096 --> 00:14:09,422
No, you can get a ride
with Lucy and Keesha.
230
00:14:09,599 --> 00:14:12,007
I'm meeting some friends
and it's gonna be kind of awkward,
231
00:14:12,184 --> 00:14:14,012
because Lucy and Keesha
don't exactly hang out
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with the same group I do.
233
00:14:15,563 --> 00:14:18,269
And I don't wanna drag
my little sister around.
234
00:14:18,482 --> 00:14:20,108
Neither do I.
235
00:14:20,318 --> 00:14:21,813
Huh. Please.
236
00:14:21,986 --> 00:14:25,107
All you have to do is drop me off.
I'll get a ride home.
237
00:14:25,323 --> 00:14:27,400
Okay, okay, but you owe me.
238
00:14:27,617 --> 00:14:29,278
- Put it on my bill.
- Whoa.
239
00:14:29,452 --> 00:14:32,369
So you're meeting some guy,
don't want Mom and Dad to see him?
240
00:14:32,579 --> 00:14:33,955
That is not it at all.
241
00:14:34,164 --> 00:14:35,742
You are such a bad liar.
242
00:14:35,957 --> 00:14:38,247
I'm telling you the truth.
243
00:14:39,502 --> 00:14:40,914
Uh-huh.
244
00:14:42,380 --> 00:14:43,792
I should've done this years ago.
245
00:14:43,965 --> 00:14:45,959
When I finally meet up with this guy
face-to-face,
246
00:14:46,134 --> 00:14:48,044
I'm gonna let him have it
with both barrels.
247
00:14:48,261 --> 00:14:50,006
Please, no gun analogies.
248
00:14:50,180 --> 00:14:52,968
I'm going with you so you don't
get yourself into any real trouble.
249
00:14:53,183 --> 00:14:56,351
Well, my friend, you've certainly got
your work cut out for you.
250
00:15:09,908 --> 00:15:13,325
So I take it Patricia doesn't know
our mission?
251
00:15:13,495 --> 00:15:16,413
- No way, she'd kill me if she did.
- Right.
252
00:15:16,581 --> 00:15:17,863
You didn't tell Annie, did you?
253
00:15:18,041 --> 00:15:22,538
No, she suspects I'm up to something,
but she finally stopped asking me.
254
00:15:22,712 --> 00:15:24,706
There are some things
a wife doesn't need to know.
255
00:15:24,881 --> 00:15:26,839
Yeah, like when you're meeting
her ex-husband.
256
00:15:27,008 --> 00:15:28,634
You sure you wanna go through
with this?
257
00:15:28,802 --> 00:15:33,631
Look, every year,
he calls her on Valentine's Day.
258
00:15:33,807 --> 00:15:35,847
Every year. He's never missed one.
259
00:15:36,059 --> 00:15:37,554
Last week included.
260
00:15:37,727 --> 00:15:40,302
Doesn't seem to faze him
she's married to somebody else now.
261
00:15:40,480 --> 00:15:41,856
He just keeps on calling.
262
00:15:42,774 --> 00:15:44,150
And because of that call,
263
00:15:44,359 --> 00:15:46,816
Patricia and I have a fight
every Valentine's Day.
264
00:15:46,987 --> 00:15:48,067
Last week included.
265
00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:51,365
Yeah, well, next year,
there's not gonna be a call, okay?
266
00:15:52,450 --> 00:15:56,948
For the first time in our married lives,
there is not going to be a call.
267
00:15:57,163 --> 00:15:58,623
Come on, let's go.
268
00:15:58,790 --> 00:16:00,618
Yes, sir.
269
00:16:05,005 --> 00:16:08,588
Hah. Would the rest of you guys
please roll down your windows?
270
00:16:08,758 --> 00:16:10,419
What is wrong with you two?
271
00:16:10,635 --> 00:16:13,720
What's with the aftershave?
What is so funny?
272
00:16:14,471 --> 00:16:16,512
- Nothing.
- Good luck, you guys.
273
00:16:16,724 --> 00:16:17,804
Thanks.
274
00:16:17,975 --> 00:16:20,348
- I'm gonna need it.
- Yeah, me too.
275
00:16:20,519 --> 00:16:22,062
What are you talking about?
276
00:16:22,271 --> 00:16:23,683
They're going to a make-out party.
277
00:16:23,856 --> 00:16:26,229
They better not be.
278
00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:29,568
No, you guys are way too young
to start kissing girls.
279
00:16:29,737 --> 00:16:32,489
Look. Just because you never got
kissed until you were old
280
00:16:32,656 --> 00:16:34,401
is no reason
why we shouldn't start kissing
281
00:16:34,575 --> 00:16:37,826
- while we're still in our prime.
- Okay, you guys, end of the line.
282
00:16:39,955 --> 00:16:41,949
MATT:
Have fun.
283
00:16:49,506 --> 00:16:51,584
- How you feeling?
- I'm cool.
284
00:16:51,759 --> 00:16:53,669
Yeah, lucky you.
285
00:16:53,844 --> 00:16:56,680
Please don't let my lips fail me now.
286
00:16:58,933 --> 00:17:00,048
[DOORBELL RINGS]
287
00:17:00,226 --> 00:17:01,258
Final check.
288
00:17:01,435 --> 00:17:03,678
- Chap Stick?
- Cherry, full tube.
289
00:17:03,854 --> 00:17:05,266
Fresh breath?
290
00:17:06,982 --> 00:17:08,312
Check. Aftershave?
291
00:17:08,525 --> 00:17:10,187
[SNIFFING]
292
00:17:11,528 --> 00:17:13,771
Let's just make sure
we're in a well-ventilated room.
293
00:17:13,989 --> 00:17:15,105
It's not too late to run.
294
00:17:18,953 --> 00:17:20,578
Hi, boys, come on in.
295
00:17:27,002 --> 00:17:28,795
I really owe you
for coming with me tonight.
296
00:17:28,963 --> 00:17:30,956
I don't know how to thank you.
297
00:17:31,131 --> 00:17:33,255
There he is.
298
00:17:33,425 --> 00:17:35,134
Luce, this is Rick.
299
00:17:35,344 --> 00:17:36,460
Hey, nice to meet you.
300
00:17:36,679 --> 00:17:40,380
I hope you don't mind,
but I brought a friend.
301
00:17:40,558 --> 00:17:41,969
Hey, Bri, over here.
302
00:17:45,813 --> 00:17:47,059
LUCY: Hi.
- Surprise.
303
00:17:47,231 --> 00:17:49,604
Hey.
304
00:17:49,775 --> 00:17:52,267
No kidding, surprise,
that's Brian Dunne.
305
00:17:52,444 --> 00:17:54,236
He's gorgeous.
He's in my English Lit class,
306
00:17:54,404 --> 00:17:56,397
and I'm not afraid to tell you
that I love him
307
00:17:56,573 --> 00:18:00,737
and I love you for bringing me here.
I can't believe my luck.
308
00:18:02,453 --> 00:18:04,412
Did Brian know
that I was gonna be here
309
00:18:04,581 --> 00:18:05,957
or is this an ambush blind date?
310
00:18:06,124 --> 00:18:08,450
He knew. Now, come on.
311
00:18:08,626 --> 00:18:10,834
Our dates are waiting.
312
00:18:13,715 --> 00:18:16,041
Hope you don't mind
being surprised like this.
313
00:18:16,217 --> 00:18:17,333
No, not at all.
314
00:18:17,552 --> 00:18:20,803
- Cool. Let's go get the tickets.
- Cool.
315
00:18:22,765 --> 00:18:24,806
You know,
I'm not really allowed to date.
316
00:18:24,976 --> 00:18:27,894
That's what makes this
so much fun.
317
00:18:29,522 --> 00:18:31,979
Hey, we should go see
the cartoon movie.
318
00:18:32,191 --> 00:18:35,277
That way, no one we know will see us,
nothing will get back to our parents.
319
00:18:35,445 --> 00:18:38,114
That's fine with me.
I didn't come to see a movie.
320
00:18:39,282 --> 00:18:41,406
BRIAN:
Four for the cartoon movie.
321
00:18:53,588 --> 00:18:56,543
Shouldn't we wait and make sure
your friends get here before we leave?
322
00:18:56,758 --> 00:18:58,835
No, they'll be here.
Don't worry, I'll be fine. Go.
323
00:18:59,010 --> 00:19:00,802
You have a quarter
in case you have to call?
324
00:19:00,970 --> 00:19:03,758
Yes, I have many quarters. Go.
325
00:19:03,932 --> 00:19:05,925
- She's up to something.
- Yeah, I know.
326
00:19:06,100 --> 00:19:08,343
But it's a something
she's hiding from Lucy and not us,
327
00:19:08,519 --> 00:19:10,098
so I figure it can't be all that bad.
328
00:19:12,232 --> 00:19:14,059
You sure you wanna go
to the club tonight?
329
00:19:14,234 --> 00:19:16,690
We're so close to graduating
without our parents killing us.
330
00:19:16,861 --> 00:19:18,440
What if we get carded
or arrested or--?
331
00:19:18,655 --> 00:19:21,610
Hey, hey, Matt, just relax, man.
Trust me.
332
00:19:22,575 --> 00:19:24,783
Famous last words.
333
00:19:30,917 --> 00:19:32,081
Wow.
334
00:19:32,835 --> 00:19:34,745
I mean, wow.
335
00:19:34,920 --> 00:19:37,293
I mean, you look great.
336
00:19:37,881 --> 00:19:39,590
Thanks.
337
00:19:42,594 --> 00:19:45,169
Yeah,
two for Love Doesn't Matter, please.
338
00:19:45,389 --> 00:19:46,848
Sure. I just need some ID, stud.
339
00:19:49,768 --> 00:19:52,853
Uh... I seem to have left it
in my other jacket.
340
00:19:53,063 --> 00:19:55,187
Then I guess
it's two for the cartoon movie.
341
00:19:57,317 --> 00:20:01,731
- I don't mind. It's no big deal, really.
- Huh.
342
00:20:15,002 --> 00:20:17,244
Ruthie, honey, you've had your coat on
the entire meal.
343
00:20:17,421 --> 00:20:18,584
You've got stuff all over it.
344
00:20:18,755 --> 00:20:22,125
Take it off and let me get the food off
before it gets stained.
345
00:20:24,094 --> 00:20:26,420
No fair, Mommy, she's cheating.
346
00:20:26,638 --> 00:20:28,181
What are you wearing?
347
00:20:28,348 --> 00:20:29,547
A bra.
348
00:20:29,766 --> 00:20:34,061
- Why?
- I need a more mature look.
349
00:20:34,271 --> 00:20:36,229
She's just trying
to take my boyfriend.
350
00:20:36,440 --> 00:20:37,852
- Am not.
- Are too.
351
00:20:38,025 --> 00:20:39,568
And your chest is crooked anyway.
352
00:20:39,776 --> 00:20:42,066
- You're just jealous.
- Am not.
353
00:20:42,279 --> 00:20:44,107
Enough.
Now, you stop all this fighting.
354
00:20:47,701 --> 00:20:50,158
Oh. Maybe this will help.
355
00:20:50,329 --> 00:20:53,663
If you two can stop fighting
and be nice to each other,
356
00:20:53,832 --> 00:20:55,707
we've got a surprise for you.
357
00:20:55,918 --> 00:20:58,291
- We're gonna take you to a movie.
- I don't wanna go.
358
00:20:58,503 --> 00:21:00,212
- Me neither.
- You're going.
359
00:21:00,422 --> 00:21:01,502
And you too.
360
00:21:01,673 --> 00:21:03,916
That's if we can get a check
and get out of here.
361
00:21:04,134 --> 00:21:05,250
Well, it's just a cartoon.
362
00:21:05,427 --> 00:21:08,346
I'm sure we're not gonna miss
any important plot points.
363
00:21:08,555 --> 00:21:09,837
Do we have to go?
364
00:21:10,057 --> 00:21:11,682
Yes.
365
00:21:19,649 --> 00:21:21,938
[CHATTERING]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
366
00:21:30,618 --> 00:21:34,533
Mom, Dad, you promised
you'd leave and go upstairs.
367
00:21:34,747 --> 00:21:36,954
- Okay, okay, we can take a hint.
- Okay.
368
00:21:48,344 --> 00:21:50,918
The coast is clear.
369
00:22:02,024 --> 00:22:04,101
[SLOW MUSIC PLAYING]
370
00:22:08,197 --> 00:22:11,116
I knew this was too good to last.
371
00:22:34,265 --> 00:22:35,594
[CHATTERING]
372
00:22:38,269 --> 00:22:39,764
MAN: Can I get your
friend something, John?
373
00:22:39,979 --> 00:22:41,474
No, I'm just fine. Thanks.
374
00:22:41,689 --> 00:22:43,813
So you ready?
375
00:22:46,569 --> 00:22:48,895
- Ready for what?
- And now, ladies and gentlemen,
376
00:22:49,071 --> 00:22:53,236
I'd like to introduce you to someone
we discovered here at the club.
377
00:22:53,451 --> 00:22:55,943
Someone you'll be hearing a lot from
in the very near future.
378
00:22:56,120 --> 00:22:58,991
Please give it up for John Hamilton.
379
00:23:01,541 --> 00:23:03,499
I'll be right back.
380
00:23:08,757 --> 00:23:13,052
[SINGING]
As sure as the sky is blue
381
00:23:13,220 --> 00:23:16,590
And the city sounds at noon
382
00:23:16,765 --> 00:23:23,480
Time is moving on
383
00:23:24,981 --> 00:23:29,062
And there's no time in me
384
00:23:29,236 --> 00:23:34,574
For all the negativity
Wasting energy
385
00:23:34,741 --> 00:23:40,199
On who is right or wrong
386
00:23:40,372 --> 00:23:44,584
Too many people dying
387
00:23:44,751 --> 00:23:47,919
Too many people crying out
388
00:23:48,088 --> 00:23:52,418
For someone to hear their plea
389
00:23:52,592 --> 00:23:56,721
And care enough to see
390
00:23:56,930 --> 00:24:00,217
I got 5 bucks says
Patricia's ex is a no-show.
391
00:24:00,392 --> 00:24:05,730
You keep calling him Patricia's ex.
Isn't his name Kevin?
392
00:24:07,357 --> 00:24:10,560
Did I tell you John's been singing
at a nightclub?
393
00:24:10,735 --> 00:24:12,480
- Really?
- Yeah.
394
00:24:12,946 --> 00:24:13,978
Aagh.
395
00:24:14,531 --> 00:24:16,608
Yeah, last week, some 20-year-old
396
00:24:16,825 --> 00:24:20,111
with tattoos and dreadlocks
offered him a record contract.
397
00:24:20,287 --> 00:24:23,372
Of course, I didn't hear it from John.
One of my parishioners filled me in.
398
00:24:23,582 --> 00:24:25,077
What about college, Tuskegee?
399
00:24:25,292 --> 00:24:28,626
I want the kid to go to college,
but I want John to want it too.
400
00:24:28,795 --> 00:24:29,994
He's gotta be committed.
401
00:24:30,213 --> 00:24:32,041
He's gotta decide for himself
what's right.
402
00:24:32,257 --> 00:24:35,841
It's tough sitting around
and watching Matt make a big decision
403
00:24:36,011 --> 00:24:39,048
like what college to go to.
404
00:24:39,763 --> 00:24:42,220
I was hoping if he wanted
to sing badly enough,
405
00:24:42,391 --> 00:24:45,179
he'll stay in town
and go to a local school.
406
00:24:45,352 --> 00:24:48,105
I'm kind of hoping Matt won't get
into an out-of-state school.
407
00:24:48,272 --> 00:24:53,268
I'd like to keep my eye on him.
And my wallet.
408
00:24:55,779 --> 00:24:59,446
Yeah, we don't have the money
for John to go out-of-state either.
409
00:24:59,617 --> 00:25:00,649
Tuskegee's great,
410
00:25:00,826 --> 00:25:04,825
but it could be rough
on the bank account
411
00:25:04,997 --> 00:25:07,666
for him to be that far away.
412
00:25:15,883 --> 00:25:20,712
Well, it kind of looks like
you scared Kevin off.
413
00:25:20,930 --> 00:25:23,599
- Let's just go home.
- Oh, no, I'm not giving up yet.
414
00:25:25,100 --> 00:25:27,059
Okay.
415
00:25:37,029 --> 00:25:39,438
- Are you the Reverend Hamilton?
- Yes.
416
00:25:39,657 --> 00:25:41,366
I'm Kevin, Patricia's ex-husband.
417
00:26:01,929 --> 00:26:04,053
[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
418
00:26:13,566 --> 00:26:15,559
You're 14.
419
00:26:53,563 --> 00:26:55,640
ANNIE:
Excuse us.
420
00:27:14,876 --> 00:27:16,751
[CHUCKLING]
421
00:27:20,215 --> 00:27:22,007
That was great.
Why didn't you tell me?
422
00:27:22,175 --> 00:27:23,718
Don't feel left out. Nobody knows.
423
00:27:23,927 --> 00:27:26,300
Last week,
I got offered a record contract.
424
00:27:26,512 --> 00:27:28,340
Wow, a record contract?
That's awesome.
425
00:27:28,556 --> 00:27:30,799
- Then you won't mind helping me out?
- Sure.
426
00:27:31,017 --> 00:27:32,477
Great. I knew I could count on you.
427
00:27:32,644 --> 00:27:34,436
I want you to be there
when I tell my father
428
00:27:34,604 --> 00:27:38,021
I don't wanna go to college next year
and I wanna pursue my music career.
429
00:27:38,233 --> 00:27:40,060
Be with you when you tell your dad?
You nuts?
430
00:27:40,235 --> 00:27:42,062
I don't wanna be in the same state.
431
00:27:42,237 --> 00:27:43,269
Come on, you have to.
432
00:27:43,446 --> 00:27:45,772
That's why I brought you,
so you can vouch for my talent.
433
00:27:45,949 --> 00:27:48,737
- They've only heard me in church.
- You brought me to talk you out.
434
00:27:48,910 --> 00:27:51,579
You don't think I can make it
in the music business, do you?
435
00:27:51,746 --> 00:27:54,997
Well, you're wrong, because I will.
And I'll do it with or without you,
436
00:27:55,166 --> 00:27:57,741
or my family or my dad
or any stupid college education,
437
00:27:57,919 --> 00:28:00,625
because I'm a singer.
A good one. And I'm gonna make it.
438
00:28:00,797 --> 00:28:02,257
And nobody is gonna stop me either.
439
00:28:02,464 --> 00:28:03,496
I'm not stopping you.
440
00:28:03,674 --> 00:28:06,248
I just don't agree with you
about the college thing.
441
00:28:21,608 --> 00:28:24,278
Okay, everybody,
it's time for Seven Minutes in Heaven.
442
00:28:24,486 --> 00:28:25,946
What's Seven Minutes in Heaven?
443
00:28:26,113 --> 00:28:28,439
A boy and a girl go into the closet
for seven minutes.
444
00:28:28,615 --> 00:28:29,648
To do what?
445
00:28:29,825 --> 00:28:31,653
[LAUGHING]
446
00:28:31,827 --> 00:28:33,452
Oh, boy.
447
00:28:33,662 --> 00:28:36,236
Okay, who's gonna go first?
448
00:28:38,959 --> 00:28:40,703
Um, we'll go first.
449
00:28:40,878 --> 00:28:42,421
ALL:
Ooh...
450
00:28:42,629 --> 00:28:45,382
Okay, who's got a watch?
451
00:28:45,549 --> 00:28:47,377
GIRL:
Here.
452
00:28:50,178 --> 00:28:52,338
Okay, you two,
you got seven minutes.
453
00:28:52,514 --> 00:28:54,424
BOY:
Yeah.
454
00:28:55,100 --> 00:28:57,058
ALL [CHANTING]:
Simon! Simon!
455
00:28:57,227 --> 00:28:59,387
Simon! Simon!
456
00:28:59,605 --> 00:29:01,266
Simon! Simon!
457
00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:03,896
Simon! Simon!
458
00:29:04,067 --> 00:29:06,441
I like to go first.
459
00:29:07,404 --> 00:29:08,603
Yeah, good idea.
460
00:29:08,822 --> 00:29:10,068
Me too.
461
00:29:10,282 --> 00:29:11,991
I just like getting it over with.
462
00:29:12,701 --> 00:29:13,982
Me too.
463
00:29:20,918 --> 00:29:24,916
So who do you like better,
Red Lightning or The Tick?
464
00:29:25,839 --> 00:29:27,500
- The Tick.
- Me too.
465
00:29:27,674 --> 00:29:29,882
Last year, my dad took me
to this comics convention
466
00:29:30,052 --> 00:29:31,962
and I met Ben Edlund.
467
00:29:32,179 --> 00:29:33,804
You met the creator of The Tick?
468
00:29:33,972 --> 00:29:36,215
Yeah, he even signed
one of my comics too.
469
00:29:36,391 --> 00:29:38,302
You could come over
and see it sometime.
470
00:29:38,518 --> 00:29:40,346
Cool.
471
00:29:40,562 --> 00:29:42,437
You know who is almost
as cool as The Tick?
472
00:29:42,648 --> 00:29:45,316
Arthur, former accountant
and sidekick to The Tick.
473
00:29:45,524 --> 00:29:46,806
"Yes, I'm not a bunny,
474
00:29:47,026 --> 00:29:49,150
- I'm a moth.
- I'm a moth."
475
00:29:52,365 --> 00:29:54,608
Look, I'm sorry
if I took you by surprise,
476
00:29:54,784 --> 00:29:57,453
but I've always wanted to meet you,
Reverend Hamilton.
477
00:29:57,620 --> 00:29:58,652
Call me Morgan.
478
00:30:00,623 --> 00:30:02,617
Okay. Morgan.
479
00:30:02,833 --> 00:30:05,123
If you wanted to meet me,
why not come by the house?
480
00:30:05,336 --> 00:30:06,962
Patty doesn't know
about the wheels.
481
00:30:08,548 --> 00:30:13,756
I got drafted after we split up.
Then they sent me off to Nam,
482
00:30:13,928 --> 00:30:16,681
and two months later,
shipped me home in a wheelchair.
483
00:30:17,723 --> 00:30:21,888
- I'm sorry.
- Ah. It's not all bad.
484
00:30:22,061 --> 00:30:26,689
I met this great nurse in rehab.
Melanie.
485
00:30:26,899 --> 00:30:30,186
We got married
and I adopted her two kids.
486
00:30:31,529 --> 00:30:33,072
I couldn't be happier.
487
00:30:33,281 --> 00:30:35,689
If you're so happy,
then why do you still call Patricia?
488
00:30:35,908 --> 00:30:38,032
Calling Patty helps me
remember a time in my life
489
00:30:38,202 --> 00:30:40,741
when I was more carefree
and stupid.
490
00:30:40,955 --> 00:30:43,412
She was the best thing
that ever happened to me as a kid.
491
00:30:43,624 --> 00:30:45,001
And it's hard to let go of that.
492
00:30:45,209 --> 00:30:46,241
Uh...
493
00:30:46,419 --> 00:30:48,911
Does your wife know
you call Patricia?
494
00:30:49,130 --> 00:30:52,132
Sure, but she also knows
that I love her.
495
00:30:52,300 --> 00:30:54,542
And I wouldn't change
our life together for anything.
496
00:30:56,220 --> 00:30:58,095
So did you bring
this guy along with you
497
00:30:58,264 --> 00:30:59,545
to keep you from beating me up?
498
00:30:59,765 --> 00:31:01,309
[SCOFFS]
499
00:31:02,727 --> 00:31:06,393
Let me buy you two guys a beer.
Looks like you could use one.
500
00:31:12,111 --> 00:31:13,654
[SIMON SIGHS]
501
00:31:13,821 --> 00:31:15,566
Look.
502
00:31:16,657 --> 00:31:18,153
I know you think I'm experienced
503
00:31:18,326 --> 00:31:20,403
and that's why you asked me
to the party,
504
00:31:20,578 --> 00:31:23,414
but if you must know,
I've never kissed a girl before.
505
00:31:23,581 --> 00:31:25,206
And certainly not
506
00:31:25,373 --> 00:31:27,034
for seven whole minutes
in a dark closet.
507
00:31:27,209 --> 00:31:29,783
So if you wanna leave,
I'll understand.
508
00:31:30,003 --> 00:31:33,254
Well, I've never been kissed
before either.
509
00:31:33,465 --> 00:31:34,794
But I heard that--
510
00:31:35,008 --> 00:31:37,465
You heard I made out
with a lot of boys, right?
511
00:31:38,220 --> 00:31:40,213
- Yup.
- Well, I didn't.
512
00:31:40,388 --> 00:31:43,640
Doug Peterson just told everyone I did
because I wouldn't kiss him.
513
00:31:43,850 --> 00:31:47,220
Doesn't it bother you that people think
you did something that you never did?
514
00:31:47,437 --> 00:31:50,143
No. Why should it? It's not true.
515
00:31:53,985 --> 00:31:55,101
You're pretty cool.
516
00:31:55,320 --> 00:31:56,732
You're pretty cool too.
517
00:31:57,447 --> 00:32:00,116
So if you didn't ask me to the party
based on my kissing ability,
518
00:32:00,283 --> 00:32:03,902
then why did you ask me?
519
00:32:04,120 --> 00:32:06,494
Because I like you.
I think you're cute.
520
00:32:06,706 --> 00:32:07,905
Oh.
521
00:32:09,668 --> 00:32:10,949
Oh.
522
00:32:16,591 --> 00:32:19,130
- I like you too.
NIGEL: Simon, you better come out.
523
00:32:19,302 --> 00:32:23,004
- Right now.
- Not now.
524
00:32:23,223 --> 00:32:24,932
Would you like to kiss me?
525
00:32:26,476 --> 00:32:28,849
- You mean, your first kiss?
- Yours too.
526
00:32:29,062 --> 00:32:31,471
- Oh, cool.
- Super cool.
527
00:32:31,648 --> 00:32:35,943
Okay, close your eyes,
count to three, then we'll kiss.
528
00:32:36,152 --> 00:32:37,316
Okay.
529
00:32:37,487 --> 00:32:40,026
One, two...
530
00:32:46,872 --> 00:32:48,664
Hi.
531
00:32:59,718 --> 00:33:01,177
[CHUCKLING]
532
00:33:19,653 --> 00:33:21,481
Come on, you two, watch the movie.
533
00:33:21,697 --> 00:33:23,904
- This is better.
- Yeah.
534
00:33:28,913 --> 00:33:30,194
Can you believe it?
535
00:33:30,414 --> 00:33:33,451
If I saw one of my daughters
in a theatre making out like these two,
536
00:33:33,626 --> 00:33:35,204
I'd send her to a convent.
537
00:33:35,419 --> 00:33:38,041
I mean, this is a kid's movie,
for goodness' sakes.
538
00:33:42,509 --> 00:33:44,384
Keesha?
539
00:33:48,682 --> 00:33:50,593
Lucy?
540
00:34:00,152 --> 00:34:02,062
MARY:
Dear God, my mom's here.
541
00:34:05,658 --> 00:34:08,529
You know, you really shouldn't
call Patricia anymore.
542
00:34:08,702 --> 00:34:10,826
Morgan...
543
00:34:10,996 --> 00:34:13,405
You should come
by the house instead.
544
00:34:13,582 --> 00:34:15,457
I know she'd love to see you again,
545
00:34:15,668 --> 00:34:18,871
and if I hadn't been such a fool
all these years, you would have.
546
00:34:19,088 --> 00:34:21,662
What about the kids?
Do they know about me?
547
00:34:21,840 --> 00:34:24,130
I don't wanna cause
any trouble for anyone.
548
00:34:24,343 --> 00:34:26,052
Yeah, yeah, they know.
549
00:34:26,262 --> 00:34:28,421
Then I accept.
550
00:34:28,597 --> 00:34:31,932
I'd love to see Patty, meet the kids.
551
00:34:32,142 --> 00:34:33,554
Great.
552
00:34:33,727 --> 00:34:36,682
- Just let me know when you're free.
- I'm free right now.
553
00:34:36,855 --> 00:34:38,267
I could go home with you tonight.
554
00:34:39,858 --> 00:34:42,814
Uh... Sure, that'd be great.
555
00:34:42,987 --> 00:34:46,072
Unless, of course,
some other time would be better.
556
00:34:46,282 --> 00:34:48,109
We don't wanna monopolize
your evening.
557
00:34:48,325 --> 00:34:51,077
Nope, I'm free all night,
so tonight's great for me.
558
00:34:53,246 --> 00:34:54,326
Great.
559
00:34:55,081 --> 00:34:57,454
I'll just go call my wife.
560
00:34:59,377 --> 00:35:01,086
We're in big trouble, you know that?
561
00:35:04,340 --> 00:35:06,001
Yeah.
562
00:35:11,764 --> 00:35:15,977
Mom, this may be a bad time,
but do we have to tell Dad about this?
563
00:35:16,144 --> 00:35:18,387
Yeah, do we?
564
00:35:18,605 --> 00:35:19,981
They're as good as told.
565
00:35:20,189 --> 00:35:22,064
[GIGGLING]
566
00:35:24,319 --> 00:35:25,897
Well, the evening is not
a total waste.
567
00:35:26,070 --> 00:35:27,815
At least
Ruthie and Lynn are friends again.
568
00:35:28,489 --> 00:35:31,610
Ah-ah. You can run,
but you can't hide.
569
00:35:32,994 --> 00:35:34,786
I'll take hiding for now.
570
00:35:34,954 --> 00:35:38,620
But, you know, Mom, technically,
aside from making out,
571
00:35:38,791 --> 00:35:40,999
I really didn't do anything wrong.
572
00:35:41,211 --> 00:35:44,166
Oh, well, then,
this may sound harsh to you.
573
00:35:44,339 --> 00:35:47,127
To start with, you're
on house probation for three months.
574
00:35:47,342 --> 00:35:49,170
If you can stay out of trouble
for that long,
575
00:35:49,344 --> 00:35:52,180
I might consider letting you
out of the house before you turn 21.
576
00:35:52,388 --> 00:35:54,596
But if you so much
as cross the line once,
577
00:35:54,766 --> 00:35:56,142
I'm gonna have you lowjacked.
578
00:35:56,309 --> 00:35:58,516
Got it? Good.
579
00:35:59,312 --> 00:36:01,187
What she said and probably more.
580
00:36:01,397 --> 00:36:02,774
Okay.
581
00:36:02,941 --> 00:36:06,690
But can we just not call any attention
to the fact that I'm being punished
582
00:36:06,861 --> 00:36:08,025
and not tell Dad?
583
00:36:08,238 --> 00:36:10,646
- Please?
- I don't hide things from your father.
584
00:36:10,865 --> 00:36:13,025
That goes double for me. Upstairs.
585
00:36:13,243 --> 00:36:16,328
Come on, Mom,
just consider how you'd feel.
586
00:36:16,496 --> 00:36:18,324
- What if you were me?
- Go.
587
00:36:21,834 --> 00:36:23,793
Lowjacked?
588
00:36:33,262 --> 00:36:36,429
I'm sorry for back at the club, man.
I was way out of line.
589
00:36:36,598 --> 00:36:40,644
This is my mess
and I have no right to drag you into it.
590
00:36:40,811 --> 00:36:43,054
But you can really sing.
591
00:36:43,230 --> 00:36:46,315
Thanks. That means a lot.
592
00:36:46,483 --> 00:36:49,058
Hey, I found out, man, last month,
that Tuskegee wants me.
593
00:36:49,278 --> 00:36:51,947
- Early acceptance.
- Congratulations, that's excellent.
594
00:36:52,114 --> 00:36:53,574
Can't you do
your music thing there?
595
00:36:53,782 --> 00:36:54,814
Not really.
596
00:36:54,992 --> 00:36:57,484
Company that offered me
the record deal is small and local.
597
00:36:57,703 --> 00:37:00,029
How about a local college?
You can work on a record contract
598
00:37:00,205 --> 00:37:02,199
- and go to school.
- If I go anywhere in state,
599
00:37:02,374 --> 00:37:04,783
then I'll be forced to live at home
to save money.
600
00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:06,372
And I don't know if I can do that.
601
00:37:06,587 --> 00:37:08,130
Yeah, I know what you mean.
602
00:37:08,297 --> 00:37:10,623
I'm praying I only get accepted
to an out-of-state school.
603
00:37:10,799 --> 00:37:12,460
I'll have to get
a scholarship and a job.
604
00:37:12,634 --> 00:37:15,422
Maybe two jobs,
plus a student loan to afford it.
605
00:37:15,596 --> 00:37:17,885
But it'll be worth it
just to be on my own for a change.
606
00:37:18,098 --> 00:37:19,677
Yeah.
607
00:37:24,938 --> 00:37:27,774
So, boys-- I mean, men,
how did it go?
608
00:37:27,983 --> 00:37:30,605
I can never come to another party
at Jessica's house again.
609
00:37:30,819 --> 00:37:33,394
- But I can.
- Jessica's dad calling Mom and Dad?
610
00:37:33,614 --> 00:37:36,865
He didn't mention that when he was
yelling at me, so probably not.
611
00:37:38,160 --> 00:37:41,031
You don't think he'd do that, do you?
Do you?
612
00:37:41,246 --> 00:37:44,082
It depends. Start talking.
613
00:37:51,965 --> 00:37:53,793
We got a little surprise
for you, honey.
614
00:37:54,009 --> 00:37:56,382
Look who we bumped into
at the pool hall.
615
00:37:58,013 --> 00:37:59,841
Surprise.
616
00:38:03,936 --> 00:38:06,558
It's me. Kevin.
617
00:38:07,689 --> 00:38:09,648
Your...?
618
00:38:09,858 --> 00:38:10,974
A little shocked?
619
00:38:11,193 --> 00:38:12,272
Yeah.
620
00:38:13,444 --> 00:38:15,770
Uh-- But...
621
00:38:15,947 --> 00:38:20,740
Oh, my God, Kevin,
it is so good to see you.
622
00:38:32,338 --> 00:38:34,497
Hey, I'm sorry my parents were late.
623
00:38:34,715 --> 00:38:37,172
- I hope you don't get in trouble.
- No, don't worry.
624
00:38:37,343 --> 00:38:40,012
I'm pretty sure my parents
will be focused on Lucy tonight.
625
00:38:41,180 --> 00:38:43,257
Hey, want a ride?
626
00:38:44,100 --> 00:38:46,936
Thanks for the movie. I think
I'll catch a ride home with my brother.
627
00:38:47,144 --> 00:38:48,770
That's cool.
628
00:38:54,569 --> 00:38:56,776
Fourteen. You're 14.
629
00:38:58,489 --> 00:39:00,649
You know, maybe this wasn't
such a good idea.
630
00:39:00,867 --> 00:39:02,196
Oh.
631
00:39:02,368 --> 00:39:04,694
Well, yeah. I'll still see you at school.
632
00:39:04,912 --> 00:39:07,120
Yeah, and remember,
this date is our little secret.
633
00:39:07,331 --> 00:39:08,708
Sure.
634
00:39:08,875 --> 00:39:10,952
Secret. You bet.
635
00:39:19,343 --> 00:39:20,459
What are you doing here?
636
00:39:20,678 --> 00:39:22,506
We dropped Simon and Nigel off
at the house
637
00:39:22,680 --> 00:39:24,638
and circled back to find out
who your date was.
638
00:39:25,933 --> 00:39:28,686
MATT: Isn't that kid Lucy's friend?
- Shut up, okay?
639
00:39:28,895 --> 00:39:31,731
Are you so desperate
you're dating 14-year-olds now?
640
00:39:32,773 --> 00:39:34,055
Not anymore.
641
00:39:36,736 --> 00:39:38,895
Oh. Mary, look.
642
00:39:39,071 --> 00:39:43,153
Your date's parents are waving at us.
That is so sweet. Wave.
643
00:39:47,205 --> 00:39:48,237
Fine.
644
00:39:48,414 --> 00:39:50,823
Keep it up and I won't tell you
what happened with our moms
645
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:52,543
and Lucy and Keesha.
646
00:39:53,418 --> 00:39:54,700
Spill it.
647
00:39:54,920 --> 00:39:56,830
Okay, here's the short version.
648
00:39:57,005 --> 00:39:59,674
Lucy and Keesha were making out
in the movies with two guys
649
00:39:59,841 --> 00:40:02,167
and Mom and Mrs. Hamilton
caught them.
650
00:40:02,385 --> 00:40:03,418
What? Making out?
651
00:40:03,595 --> 00:40:04,711
Lucy? Our Lucy?
652
00:40:04,930 --> 00:40:06,840
Keesha? My little sister, Keesha?
653
00:40:07,057 --> 00:40:08,552
Mm-hm.
654
00:40:13,605 --> 00:40:17,686
I can't tell you how great it was
seeing you after all these years.
655
00:40:18,652 --> 00:40:21,226
You're as kind and gentle
and big-hearted
656
00:40:21,404 --> 00:40:22,948
as you were the day we met.
657
00:40:23,156 --> 00:40:24,188
[CHUCKLING]
658
00:40:24,366 --> 00:40:26,525
I'm so glad you finally got
a chance to meet the kids.
659
00:40:26,701 --> 00:40:29,454
I'm just sorry
you didn't get to see my oldest, John.
660
00:40:29,621 --> 00:40:33,121
- Maybe another time.
- Yeah, I promise.
661
00:40:55,605 --> 00:40:57,729
You guys just missed
meeting my first husband.
662
00:40:57,899 --> 00:41:00,391
Oh, that's too bad.
663
00:41:02,362 --> 00:41:05,198
- I can't believe he called.
- Well, he did.
664
00:41:05,365 --> 00:41:06,825
A make-out party?
665
00:41:12,831 --> 00:41:14,077
Okay, what's going on?
666
00:41:14,291 --> 00:41:15,620
I didn't do anything. I swear.
667
00:41:15,834 --> 00:41:19,168
At this moment, Nigel,
no matter what you did,
668
00:41:19,337 --> 00:41:22,458
your father's in more trouble
than you are.
669
00:41:22,674 --> 00:41:24,549
Cool.
670
00:41:26,803 --> 00:41:30,932
Why don't you boys
go into the kitchen and get a snack?
671
00:41:40,024 --> 00:41:44,734
Morgan, Eric, why didn't you tell me
you wanted to meet my ex-husband?
672
00:41:44,904 --> 00:41:46,814
I would've gladly arranged it.
673
00:41:47,031 --> 00:41:50,198
I think I'm gonna let
Morgan answer that.
674
00:41:50,409 --> 00:41:53,530
Ha. A true friend to the end.
675
00:41:59,043 --> 00:42:01,120
- I can't believe you two are this dumb.
- Exactly.
676
00:42:01,295 --> 00:42:03,668
Wanna get a bad reputation
before you even start dating?
677
00:42:03,881 --> 00:42:05,542
Brian would never tell anyone
what we did.
678
00:42:05,716 --> 00:42:07,460
Yeah, Rick either. He's a gentleman.
679
00:42:07,676 --> 00:42:08,709
What planet are you from?
680
00:42:08,886 --> 00:42:11,555
Because here on Earth,
guys tell other guys everything.
681
00:42:11,764 --> 00:42:14,090
Even if you do nothing,
they still tell everyone you did.
682
00:42:14,266 --> 00:42:15,382
How do you know that?
683
00:42:15,601 --> 00:42:16,681
Hello? We're guys.
684
00:42:16,894 --> 00:42:19,468
I don't even know
what you two were thinking.
685
00:42:24,401 --> 00:42:28,021
I told you guys it was a bad idea
making out with girls at your age.
686
00:42:28,239 --> 00:42:29,864
It wasn't totally bad.
687
00:42:30,032 --> 00:42:31,527
It wasn't bad at all.
688
00:42:32,451 --> 00:42:34,824
[PHONE RINGS]
689
00:42:36,914 --> 00:42:38,623
Hello?
690
00:42:39,458 --> 00:42:40,490
It's Scott.
691
00:42:41,168 --> 00:42:43,660
Uh... Tell him I'm not here,
I already went to bed.
692
00:42:45,214 --> 00:42:47,753
Uh, she already went to bed,
but I'll tell her you called.
693
00:42:47,925 --> 00:42:49,753
Yup, bye.
694
00:42:52,972 --> 00:42:55,724
So you're dating
some geek in Lucy's class?
695
00:42:55,891 --> 00:42:57,090
What were you thinking?
696
00:43:00,145 --> 00:43:01,178
[GIGGLING]
697
00:43:01,355 --> 00:43:03,514
I like me better this way.
698
00:43:03,691 --> 00:43:05,850
Yeah, you look more adult.
699
00:43:06,068 --> 00:43:08,192
Thanks for helping me.
You're a good friend.
700
00:43:08,404 --> 00:43:09,780
[GIGGLING]
701
00:43:11,866 --> 00:43:13,658
MATT: So we're clear,
we don't ever wanna find out
702
00:43:13,826 --> 00:43:15,819
that you and Keesha are making out
at the movies.
703
00:43:15,994 --> 00:43:17,987
JOHN: Or anywhere else.
LUCY: No more making out.
704
00:43:18,162 --> 00:43:20,999
KEESHA: Okay, okay.
Just stop lecturing us.
705
00:43:21,165 --> 00:43:22,542
Jeez, you're worse than Dad.
706
00:43:22,709 --> 00:43:24,749
LUCY:
Yeah. Way worse.
707
00:43:31,509 --> 00:43:33,004
[WHISPERING] When exactly
were you going to tell us
708
00:43:33,177 --> 00:43:35,171
that our daughters were making out
at the movies?
709
00:43:35,346 --> 00:43:37,340
When you told us
what you were doing.
710
00:43:37,515 --> 00:43:39,639
Well, I don't think
we need to get involved.
711
00:43:39,851 --> 00:43:41,975
No, Matt and John are doing
a pretty good job.
712
00:43:42,145 --> 00:43:44,222
When do you wanna talk
to the boys about college?
713
00:43:44,439 --> 00:43:46,516
Maybe we could go out
next Friday night.
714
00:43:46,691 --> 00:43:49,479
You know,
guys' night out with our sons.
715
00:43:49,694 --> 00:43:52,103
Matt and John should just
talk to each other about college.
716
00:43:52,322 --> 00:43:53,983
I agree.
They'll make the right decision.
717
00:43:54,199 --> 00:43:55,575
- I hope so.
- Me too.
718
00:43:55,742 --> 00:43:57,735
But if it's the wrong decision...
719
00:43:57,952 --> 00:43:59,661
- Could we go out with them then?
- No.
720
00:43:59,871 --> 00:44:01,414
Never.
721
00:44:02,498 --> 00:44:04,457
KEESHA:
We don't need you to yell at us.
722
00:44:04,626 --> 00:44:05,741
LUCY:
Yeah, we've got parents.
723
00:44:05,919 --> 00:44:08,161
MATT:
They don't know anything.
724
00:44:08,211 --> 00:44:12,761
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